Total Medals Earned: 3,286 (From 728 different games.) Total Medal Score: 42,495 Points
Medals Earned: 6/58 (30/500 points)
enter your name
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 5
have $5000
write 10 books
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
get in the top 40 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 10
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
get in the top 10 of the book charts
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 9/20 (65/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/24 (120/500 points)
Break one bottle of each type
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Use the sushi belt
Break 50 bamboo plants
Reach a score of 100000
Make a combo of 15
Make a combo of 30
Make a combo of 45
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Reach a score of 150000
Reach a score of 200000
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Hit the chef
Make a combo of 60
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Hit the floor 20 times
Get the "best" ending
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 10/40 (55/495 points)
Get some more rupees.
Play the EASY challenge mode.
How are you doing that link?
Play the HARD challenge mode.
WOW! That is pretty rude.
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Hit your target!
Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
Travel back home for a while.
Welcome back... have an apple!
Shoot two in a row.
Shoot three in a row.
Get 50 rupees!
Get 100 rupees.
Get 200 rupees!
Collect a Heart.
Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
Shoot four in a row!
Get 400 rupees!
Don't miss with all five arrows!
Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
Get 600 rupees!
Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
Collect all hearts!
Ba Da Da Dum!
Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/25 points)
Get 500 score
Get 1k score
Get 2k score
Get 4k Score
Get 8k Score
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/300 points)
win first level
win first 6 level
visit developer website
win 12 level
win 18 level
all level complete
get 3000 or more point on a level
Medals Earned: 6/12 (50/110 points)